2024 Southwest Regional @ Soule Park

you’re not going to be scooting around soule checking in on your players during the match?

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Topa Topa and Ojai Valley Brewery are solid options, with Topa having a “Little Sama” food window there with some really tasty wings among other options. Looks like wood fired pizza will be on hand at OVB on the 20th. For coffee, I admittedly haven’t tried anything, but have heard good things about Ojai Coffee Roasters, which is on the way.

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Leaderboard

https://league.unknowngolf.com/public/event.jsp?retUrl=/tour.jsp&trKy=YyFcnmCDjp

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Rumors are swirling that a NorCal Roost member had to drop and they are being replaced last minute. Hate to hear that a hot swap is taking place, especially from a roost that stood on such moral high ground, to quote my “never failing to show up to an event they commit to” brothers from the north:

Damn shame. I’m interested to hear who gets to sub in for the 4th spot on the NorCal team though

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My understanding is that one of these guys fell and separated his shoulder. Or something similar. My understanding with the quotes you’ve resurfaced is your guys just no-showed and you invited some random buddies instead. Good luck to both squads this weekend.

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It’s fine - the suspected replacement’s endless positive vibes and exemplary play are going to lift the competition to new unforeseen heights.

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Hi @JoeyKnish i know you’re super busy NOT preparing to compete this weekend so I appreciate the input here from the peanut gallery you’re sitting in.

We have a serious injury that one of our players sustained last weekend. It really fucking sucks. I ran the replacement/alternate protocol by your captain, along with the 30 other Roost captains. We agreed that if a replacement is needed due to injury, we are good.

My player who is most likely dropping out is devastated. This was his major for the year. And quite frankly was going to my horse against you guys. So the argument could made we are a much weaker team now.

All that being said, I’m the mutha fuckin replacement who is stepping in. My game is sharp; my goatee is harsh; and my expectations are high.

Y’all know what happened the last time I took on someone from SoCal at Soule Park.

See you in Ojai, you muppets.

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Look I’m just asking questions. I thought that was the NorCal way….or is that only @Mr.Alleged’s thing?

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Updated Lines Courtesy of the Aloha Sportsbook :tm:

  • -350 LowCal: Homefield advantage. History of success in high stakes competitions
  • +250 Dry Heat: Team assembled in 6 months ago. Jpop apparently is striking the ball well. The sharps love this action
  • +350 NorCal: Lost at Chambers last year. Ran away to the south like cowards. BAH GAWD THATS THE UNDERTAKER GREMLINGOLFERS MUSIC!
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It’s definitely ONLY his way

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laz_gets_murdered

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You should at least attempt to be funny next time…… then maybe you could receive the benefit of the doubt from some people believing you were at least trying to entertain….

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Now…. You’re just the guy throwing tomatoes at the Men in The Arena…… pitiful.

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Saddened to hear of @k-yan’s injury. What a bummer at the worst of times. Sending you well wishes for a full and speedy recovery and that you’re back stronger next season. You will be missed.

I am excited to finally be graced by the @GremlinGolfer though. Your handsomeness, swagger, and golf game is intimidating and I’m excited to test my mettle (obligatory h/t to Paul McGinley) against you.

Soule Park is a magical place. Ojai is an absolute delight of a mountain town. I cannot wait to get back there and hang out with you all at Zaidee’s and Topa Topa for hours on end. Let’s have a blast this weekend.

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Appreciate the kind words @Jpop942 . Absolutely gutted about this and was looking forward to it more than anything else this year.

Dont even want to address Barton Fink’s comments but I’ll just say the difference between RACDG and Lowcal is when one of our comrades goes down or is unable to attend, we got stacks on stacks on stacks of eager soldiers ready to step up and take his place.

I’ll be supporting the boys from the hospital bed ala Gary Bertier (not really, just hurt my hand) and I know @GremlinGolfer is gonna be able to bring upwards of 85% of the good vibes I was plannin on bringin

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Very excited, J Pop!!!

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Very sad to see an all time good guy get replaced with an all time bad guy. See you on the tee @GremlinGolfer

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[Creates shit-talk thread open to non-competitors]
[Receives shit-talk from non-competitor (and reigning champion)]
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Ah yes the classic, “Talk Shit, Get Shit Back, “Y u so mad?”” strategy

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excuse me i think we’ve established that this is a competitor only thread

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