I think I speak for both @ajsHTX and myself when I say that our trip to Bandon will likely negatively affect our ability to play the style of golf Pine Dunes demands. Accordingly, an appropriate handicap adjustment is likely in order. Respectfully submitted, DU105 (13+ handicap).
don’t even get me started on golf and marriage….
“… our trip to Bandon …”
insert ferocious, judgey eye-roll gif here.
Excited to see if the transfer portal comes into play for Houston next year like it did this year.
Motion denied.
That’s rich from the team who recruited a legit mercenary pro!
Snagged an alternate spot. And if I don’t get picked, at least I made my feelings known about what they are passing off as BBQ in Lockhart, Texas.
She’s our spirit animal.
We recruit dogs, you recruit killers
Wait is Tron on our team this time?
Listen, I don’t want to doxx anyone but:
Spot tentatively held for a Schuster
My faith is lost every time I walk into our living room and my wife is watching married at first sight.
It’s Megan Schuster
There’s gotta be some scientific data that shows hanging out with a bunch of dudes and increasing your testosterone through osmosis will increase the likelihood of pregnancy.
Listen, some of us may share a parking garage with Lakewood Church, where the doors are always open when their hand is forced into it. Probably the highlight of their Womens US Open trip.
I know. It’s terrible. I shot a 124 the other day. I honestly think hitting into the net with my Rapsodo is making me worse at golf. 
Will we see the @desperateunder105 and @Darikashi pairing again, @jsteve15? If so, please deploy them against DFW. Team ATX/SA shouldn’t have to face down that much vibin’ two years in a row.
Actually, pending consultation with @Darikashi and @jsteve15, I was going to invite you and @rmaas91 to a duel. Straight up, but @rmaas91 has to hit driver.