1025: J.J. Spaun wins the 2025 U.S. Open

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J.J. Spaun (-1) claims his first Major Championship at the 2025 United States Open, outlasting Big Bob MacIntyre (+1), who finishes second, and Viktor Hovland (+2) in third. Join us as we run down all of the week's events, talk about the highs and lows, what this win means for J.J., clear through news and notes, plus more.

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@KVV Whilst prat is more than appropriate name to be given to Tyrell Hatton, some honorable mentions I think deserve a mention

  1. Tit
  2. Blert or Blurt whatever your preference on pronunciation
  3. Crab
  4. Bell end (shout out @Soly who gave this a brief mention on the pod)
  5. Weapon

A few notes, all insults should be preceded with either “F*cking”. “Proper” or “Bad” to give it right correct amount of oomph, for example…

“Did you see Tyrell Hatton’s latest outburst yesterday? What a fucking tit he is!”

“That Tyrell Hatton is a proper Weapon”

“Man what a bad bell end Tyrell is”

Tyrell although from Buckinghamshire, for his sins is a supporter of Liverpool Football Club for which means he should be eligible for some local scouse insults of which I think “A bad Weapon” suits him best given the points raised last night on the pod

Additionally I think the chosen word of prat should always be precede with the word “right” or “absolute”…

“Tyrell Hatton was a right pratt last night”

“Tyrell Hatton? What an absolute pratt on the golf course he is”

Best. Jay

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Agree with all of that.

I think TC was right and just needed to use some rhyming slang.

Hatton on course is a right berk.

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I possible consideration (not listed) would be twat… dictionary definition includes
a stupid or obnoxious person as well as to hit or punch someone. Something you might say direct to Tyrell as he came off the course… “Tyrell, you were a complete twat out there today, you were lucky your playing partner didnt twat you”

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@Soly so is what you’re saying actually is that “Solomon shot 90!!!” any cavalier drops from temporary water from that fateful day?

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Let’s just normalize the c-word in America tbh

Call a spade a spade

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See you next Tuesday.

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Episode seemed a bit chippy?