Wild World of Golf: Should DJ Be Banned For Cheating?

Really hard day. To see my favorite NLU personality pulled into this scandal is really heavy.

Unfortunately, the precedent has already been set. I think we all remember the 2020 NIT and some of the suspensions that were handed down around the incidents that took place at that event.

Will @djpie face a full one year suspension from the refuge? We’ll see. I have a sinking feeling that the answer is yes, anything else would be inconsistent.

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The rest of the group also has some culpability. Has no one heard of Protecting the Field™? I’ll give Randy a pass since I don’t think he considered it real golf, but the rest of them need to have their attestations called into question. Didn’t they just claim to have been in a group for someone breaking a course record?

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The casualness of DJ’s “I’m putting for 4” followed by the “4 for me” is what set it off for me…in the words of Tron Carter, we are dealing with a truly sick individual here.

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Put a pot of coffee on, working title: Randy Report 2.0

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Soly never even putted out on 7. It wasn’t match play!

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I blame Michael Massi. I assume at this point it was decided a chip off was needed to increase drama and the safety car was called in before half the field was ready.

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I expect to see some very serious sanctions handed down @Randy

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Pro Traj will gift him a golden parachute.

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Truly devastating, unforgivable mistake. There’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. That will make it a 4-0 ballgame. Was focused on moving cameras around and making sure we captured the shitshow that was going on and I lost track of my own house. A heartfelt apology to @TronCarterNLU and all the members at Burning Tree. Gonna work on myself for 2022.

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Does @djpie have qualified immunity?

Many people are asking.

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You don’t hang around the strapped boys for as long as DJ has without learning how to fudge a few numbers.

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Free coffee, free Taconic, free stroke - checks out.

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If there was somebody in the booth they might have noticed. Just sayin’.

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If you see something, say something.

Wife: “How many beers did you drink today?”

Me:
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The first putt getting full Randy at McGladrey treatment

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DJ’s pronouncement of a four on the first has strong wiffs of Phil claiming he won the PIP.

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The only more reckless four I’ve encountered in my lifetime is that of the Loko variety.

Therefore I propose a sanction of one nine hole round of golf played upon the immediate consumption of one, with evidence posted here.

Here is a preview

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Truly a tough scene to witness this morning as we try and #growthegame.

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