Trap Draw: Chop Sessions

I couldn’t find a gif or compilation video, but Fallon has a habit of telling each and every guest, “you’re the greatest!” I think Jimmy is very talented and funny, but his interview skills kind of suck and the overly effusive praise and fake laugh when chatting with guests, got to the point where I couldn’t watch The Tonight Show anymore.

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Aaaaa I see thank you we’re on the same page now

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Is the dad’s choice of 2023 being #PRIME the ultimate violation of their “No Free Ads” policy???

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Tron and Randy were 100% right. The Super Bowl SUCKS!!!

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Welcome to Earth!

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The idea that extraterrestrial beings figured out intergalactic travel but are dumb enough to get shot down by humans doesn’t really work for me but I want to believe

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If they are here, their level of knowledge of physics would make us look like primordial ooze. And they ain’t here to visit. Would be not good news, but would mean the end of Jackson Mahomes and Greg Norman, so let’s give them some props.

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Unless the aliens are sending devices that are meant to be blown up to learn our weapons and create shields against them but agreed is a bit odd.

The other one I don’t get is the UFO’s that are seen these days, are they basically space drones and even these advanced aliens don’t have the technology to send beings to our planet due to the distance. Otherwise why have they been here for years but no contact made

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Jimmy Fallon is the fucking worst. No one likes Jimmy Fallon as much as Jimmy Fallon and it makes his schtick un fucking watchable. /endrant

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@Tron listening to the Ringer NFL Super Bowl recap and Ruiz called golf a hobby not a real sport. Then blamed golf for the field conditions. When will you guys get him on the pod?

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Something to monitor, I am tempted to call this in.

The tax forms for Donna Deegan’s charity aren’t pretty. A very small percentage of the marathon’s funds go to charity. Despite all the hype it gets and all the virtue signalling from its participants, it just doesn’t do what it says. She is on her second run for public office and nobody has touched it. Additionally, given her former job in the media and her husband being in the media, there isn’t much incentive to poke around.

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Didn’t see a thread for the latest Trap Draw with Neil and Cody in the booth, so I’m posting here.

I’m 100% with Neil that flood is way worse than fire.

My wife’s grandparents lived near Beaumont, TX since the 50’s. When they got hit with a hurricane a few years ago, my wife and I went to help the rest of the family clean up after the waters subsided.

We were ripping up flooring, busting out sheetrock, dragging every item outside to either sort and dry or throw away. It was awful. Two lifetimes worth of pictures, heirlooms, furniture, clothes. It was all still there, just ruined.

I know that a fire is no picnic, but if I had a choice, I’d take the fire. As long as everyone is safe, sweep up the ashes and start over.

Edit: Of course if you have a house fire and the fire department shows up, you’re gonna have water damage anyway.

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THANK YOU!!!

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Refuge accountants hearing Neil describe how there’s no right way to do a P&L:

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Need someone to photoshop @MerchCzar into the scene from the WeWork show where the Neumans start making up their own financial statements.

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This might be my favorite out of left field story in a long time:

What is America coming to when even the Wienermobile isn’t safe??

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Cody,

Gotta take issue with Kushner needing to know anything because of his “work on behalf of the United States.” That motherfucker was doing the exact opposite!

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We need a societal reset on tipping. The success of business owners in magically shifting the obligation to fairly compensate employees onto the customer is complete horseshit.

Related: literally ban the “do you want to tip” button. Half the time the employer is stealing that money anyway.

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