Trap Draw: Chop Sessions

My wife just had sinus surgery about a month ago. They told her it would be a couple of months to be fully recovered but she actually could breath better the day of surgery with all the shit packed in her nose. A few weeks out and she’s amazed. Had no idea people actually breathed this way.

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You say this, but my college roommate told me that his grandfather was Baltimore PD. Whenever they pulled a body from the bay he’d buy crabs that night because they would be extra plump.

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Gossip line is going to be a hit.

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JetBlue stinks out loud now. Had a 6 hour delay two weeks ago due to equipment issue.

Significant chunk of the fleet is still the gross old seats and tiny screens from circa 2004. Even the new/refurbished are still filthy when on board.

Also now borrowing tactics from their partner AA with the aggressive credit card pitch.

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Very fortunate to have been flying on planes for for over 50 years
To shit on airlines is just bad “Karma” all around
Planes weren’t even flying 100 years ago.
There was no electricity either to speak of

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Lol yeah tipping was still weird before the pandemic. This author is sniffing their own empathetic farts a little too deeply here.

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Wow, would’ve never come close to your age. Thought you were spoiled 20-something that likes to write in haiku format

Also, appreciate the history lesson, even if it’s completely wrong

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you have TP with that?
maybe I’ll check your family
so right yet so wrong

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Never change Frank, never change.

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Today’s date:
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The first flight:
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:pinching_hand:

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Asking for a friend…what’s the cost of this? On a high deductible plan here.

I would say 80% of the time one of my nostrils is significantly clogged. I have no problems sleeping, never been told I snore, but I do think it effects running.

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This flight happened in NC. The First Flight. Just wanted to point that out. :joy:

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One of the craziest stats I remember from grade school was that the first flight and the f*cking moon landing were seperated by less than 70 years.

(eagerly awaits the moon-landing-was-fake folks)

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OH, you think the moon is real??

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvG8qI0HCfY

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And 50+ years after the moon landing we fly at the exact same speed we did then.

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Of course it was fake! The moons just a projection by the government.

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Turtles all the way down

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TBH, I really don’t remember what the cost was. I only recall I had really good insurance at the time.