Trap Draw: Chop Sessions

yeah to me one is a weird hobby that isn’t for me but by-and-large i feel is harmless. the other is a microcosm for the devolution of society and standards.

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The person responsible for the devolution of society and standards is Donald Trump, not Andy Cohen.

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The other day I was explaining to my brother how I pay 90 dollars a year to argue online about fast food and whine about internet personalities.

We all have our kinks pal.

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I said no kink shaming right after this buddy.

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Good rule of thumb is to ignore anything that comes right before a “but”

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And to juke other Ryans in a NCAA 26 dynasty.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/us/bees-attack-eviction-massachusetts.html

The incident is 4 years old but what an adventure

Girlfriend made a Wegmans stop yesterday I’m pumped

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I think in years past (maybe circa Strapped SoCal / Strapped Reno), @MerchCzar may have had enough hair to get himself a Ket Wig but sounds like he didn’t this time. Hey, he’s not The Kid anymore and that is fine!

He would have looked sweet in one of these bad boys:

And for those interested, some background on the Ket Wig:

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@Randy feel like you’re about 5-8 years too old for Heely’s. Founded in 2000. I’d say were massively popular circa 2005? If you were 8-13 years old around that time, kids who had Heely’s were the coolest.

In hindsight, truly thank my Mom for telling me no repeatedly on getting them. Saved me from myself.

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Back in our day we aggressively inline skated. See the movie Brink as example. Way cooler and obviously has retained popularity with the youths to this day.

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We all know Airborne is the better roller blading movie.

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*aggressive inline movie. K2 and Roces made superior skates back in the day despite the brand awareness.

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soaps > heelys

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I immediately thought of soaps as well! Had a neighbor that got some for Christmas one year. Thought I was jealous until he broke his arm attempting to grind on a rail. Cured it for me.

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Years ago I took my then-girlfriend to see the live action Broadway adaption of Little Mermaid. They used Heelys to glide around “under water”. It may have been the only time I ever saw anyone ever wear them.

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Hand up, I’ve never seen the movie all the way through, but I’ve watched the final race to downtown Cincinnati at least half a dozen times on cable.

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I was a skateboard kid because of gleaming the cube…

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Recently rewatched that one. So bad it’s so good!

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