Trap Draw: Chop Sessions

Dolton really bucking this week.

“Former Acting Police Chief Indicted on Bankruptcy Fraud”
https://wgntv.com/dolton/doltons-former-acting-police-chief-indicted-on-bankruptcy-fraud-charges/

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“She always had the best football parties in the neighborhood…”

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It’s just fascinating that a village of 20k in a high profile county has so so many corrupt folks in leadership positions.

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It’s just like in Goodfellas.

“And as soon as the deliveries are made in the front door, you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount. You take a two hundred dollar case of booze and you sell it for a hundred. It doesn’t matter. It’s all profit.”

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Lol, well I don’t think the idea that stolen good being sold for a fraction of their value is anything revolutionary. Flipping alcohol is easy because you can sell it to about any sketchy bar and restaurant and it doesn’t expire.

Just wild that she was moving these around personally purchasing them from a GFS. Like if the wholesale market price of wings is $1.76, that’s 852K pounds of wings.

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I think we can all agree that is a concerning amount of wings.

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I’m just dying to know where they went.

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We may need to close the border on Dolton until we figure out what is going on.

Must’ve had a big purse and deep pockets.

Bit of a Mea Culpa for @Randy on the latest chop. The “Italian” manager he was reaching for as a potential USMNT manager was the Argentinian Mauricio Pochettino. He is quite highly rated despite only ever winning anything with Paris Saint-Germain, where it’s actually harder not to win due to their scummy petro-state funding.

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Taking Tottenham to a CL Final is still one of the more impressive things I have seen. Taking that pile of shit to a final.

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I think he was actually referring to Pellegrino Mattarazzo. Born in New Jersey with Italian parents who is the current manager at Hoffenheim. Was heavily reported he was top of the USMNT wish board for a few days before he turned them down

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I think @Randy pronounced Pochettino as “pocket-chino” as if he were an item in a JCrew catalogue or something rather than an Argentine footy manager

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That’s fair but what a pile of shit of a final it was too!

If this is the case then of course a sincere Mea Culpa on my part

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Haven’t seen this around yet but may be worth a bit of monitoring.

Apparently streaming T&C’s are good to cover wrongful death?

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If you read the fine print you’ll see that you watching 1 episode of Andor entitles Disney to kill your spouse.

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