Just wanted to alert other refugees with long commutes that @thefriedegg and @BrendanPorath have a new Monday-Wednesday-Friday podcast that is very entertaining thus far. Their intro theme is top two or three among all golf podcasts.
I was prompted to post on here because their idea for a Bachelor style “after the final rose” debrief show for the Ryder Cup is ripe for refuge fan fiction. Borrowing ideas from the two esteemed hosts, I’ll set the stage and open this up for photoshops, long form narrative fan fiction and of course gifs. Heck, @Soly had one of the bachelor contestants on the main pod not too long ago. Maybe it’s time to invite Ben Higgins back on.
Note - for those few lucky souls who haven’t been subjected to the Bachelor / Bachelorette franchise via wife, fiancee or significant other a lot of this won’t make any sense.
Chris Harrison is replaced by Rick Reilly
We seat the euro and american caddies next to each other, same for WAGS. The Euro and American teams sit in stadium style couches on either side of the main interview stage.
The undefeated team of Molliwood is interviewed first. Rick Reilly, still trying to speak in broken Italian to Francesco, attempts dad-jokes for the first 5 minutes. There’s a quick break to commercial, but coming up after the break - an after the final putt exclusive tell-all interview with DJ and Brooks’ protein jar!
The surprise guests are obviously all members of Team Reed and they strut in to Hulk Hogan’s music. The show quickly devolves from a tell-all to golf’s first Jerry Springer style meltdown. Augusta makes the unprecedented decision to revoke Patrick’s membership. All the scotty cameron’s and rolex’s in the champions locker room breathe a sigh of relief.