I like to imagine that Brooks has just one friend whose a sicko and they’ve had one conversation along the lines of:
Friend: Man I listen to this podcast and this Butters guy has some crazy theories about you and DJ.
Brooks: Cool you nerd. What are they?
Friend: Oh that you make your schedule around avoiding weddings and DJ’s Whoop is more of a road beef avoidance system.
Brooks: Yah…lets make sure Jena never finds out about this.
Friend: The wedding thing or the sex tether thing?
Brooks: Both. Does Chase ever come up on that pod?
Friend: Rarely. But they do shit on Dru Love almost weekly.
Brooks: Good. That guy sucks.
We might have to bring The Real Housewives of Jupiter back.