New merch just went up on the Fried Egg Store.
Was hoping for a not white bucket, bought it anyway.
Got a blue hat and an Ozaki mug. I couldn’t quite pull the trigger on a Pelley T
No tees. No XL hats. No FJ congrats email. Tough Friday.
Thicc boi hat on the way
Thicc Boi hat, Ozaki mug, and Shotgunners Tee on the way. Shotgunners Tee all of a sudden looked good even though it had been up for a while now. Why now? Who could say?
Shopify might make things too easy to buy stuff
Todd Watch is at critical levels.
If it’s the hat I’m thinking it is, that was my idea that got executed.
I was thinking more like Fall Out Boy - “Immortals” based on his GQ interview
"I’m always trying to add more value to my life in general. I mean, my goal is to live to 130 or 140,’ DeChambeau told GQ’s Emily Abbate. “I really think that’s possible now with today’s technology.”
whats the link to get these bad boys?
Never mind… found it! Thanks any ways!
Wait what is the fire ants code for? I missed that promotion.
Also, thicc boi hats are gone and so are jumbo mugs. Good on all you SICKOS (not shotgunners)
15% off orders of $100 or more.
@SpartanButters isn’t the hero we deserve… but he’s the hero we need. This in regards to Chantel McCabe’s interview with Brooksy:
I like to imagine that Brooks has just one friend whose a sicko and they’ve had one conversation along the lines of:
Friend: Man I listen to this podcast and this Butters guy has some crazy theories about you and DJ.
Brooks: Cool you nerd. What are they?
Friend: Oh that you make your schedule around avoiding weddings and DJ’s Whoop is more of a road beef avoidance system.
Brooks: Yah…lets make sure Jena never finds out about this.
Friend: The wedding thing or the sex tether thing?
Brooks: Both. Does Chase ever come up on that pod?
Friend: Rarely. But they do shit on Dru Love almost weekly.
Brooks: Good. That guy sucks.
We might have to bring The Real Housewives of Jupiter back.