The Return of THG

Antonee Robinson not Miles. Antonee was the only person with a pulse in our back line against Bolivia. If I’m berhalter I’m throwing out two scarecrows at CB vs. the options we got. The Ream Stink Contagion (heretofore known as RSC) already sat latent with Dest and got him hurt with his club. Let’s save ARob while we can

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I mean hell…let’s just call up Geoff Cameron and Walker Zimmerman!

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Ugh…wasn’t Zimmerman the culprit of the PK against Wales. The worst.

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Joe Scally was fine and is never going to be Dest going forward. He’s a more defensive RB. And for all the forays forward Robinsion has they very rarely come to anything. He’s a freak athlete but is terrible with the ball in tight spaces. To be fair Pepi robbed him of at least an assist but Bolivia is also atrocious and are the worst team in this tournament.

The main problem was actually the several terrible giveaways by Chris Richards. I don’t know what it is but he just doesn’t seem as confident playing for the US. Passing it straight to Uruguay and potentially even Panama is not going to go well. I’m actually a little worried about Panama, Thomas Christiansen has had them playing really well for their relative lack of talent playing in Europe for a couple years now. They have some solid technical players and can do some damage.

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In this household we believe in Joey Clamps :fist:

ARob is going to have to bank it in the net off of someone to get an assist with the way we were finishing. And Scally can gtfo my face until proven otherwise.

I posit that Ream is a sleeper cell and is assembling a Manchurian Backline that will be fully activated to screw us over at the right moment

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So who’s burner is this?

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Evergreen and thread-agnostic reply

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Many people are hailing THG as the voice of a generation. Failing to platform him is failing the audience

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Would be too funny if someone had made a burner account to LARP as me, but alas you have the real thing here

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its-jason-bourne

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@THG can we get a prediction for the match tonight? Do we storm the capital if Ream continues to bottle it?

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1-1 draw with a late pulisic wonder goal to get us even after an early Ream OG. Obvi. Huge, if true that Ream’s pre-game playlist leaked this morning: https://youtu.be/fuKDBPw8wQA?si=k_uzkZj1sjxX-BV-

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Sad. Lack of faith in the fellas is disturbing.

I predict 3-1 USA. Gio scores a sick goal, Jedi scores a header, Puli scores a Penalty. Panama gets a garbage time goal against backup subs.

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Can this self-given nickname fucking die already?

Listen, he can call himself anything he wants if he keeps winning player of the year awards in the premier league.

not soon enough

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