Tell Sophia to get his pizza order wrong
I thought I ran out of tags, turns out I was at 9 and I’m a fucking idiot.
This is a theme that will continue forever and I’m sorry that I offended you. Plus, I like to keep you as our true closer and not just toss you to the wolves.
I was 99% sure I was all in on Jimmy and then on Saturday when he bailed due to the cluster fuck, got in a cart and just drove around fucking with everyone it went to 100%.
I will remember this…
The mustache is tremendous to see in person
My biggest regret from the Ope is not seeing @papateeps posterize everyone at the pool table.
You already knew I was dumb
My favorite part was when @MidwestHack came to the table and tried to show me how to hit a 2 rail kick.
I imagine it’s what you feel like when a 20 handicap tries to tell you how to hit a specialty shot.
I am 10th on the waitlist but I just put in for the PTO already. 30% of the reason I’m even going is to drink @PTM 's Miller High Life’s and try to fix his Driver
You can’t blame @MidwestHack for his actions that night. He was hopped up on that apple pucker milk drink the Green Lake McPoyles sent over
That kid was actually pretty fucking nice. His dad though. Woof, what a character.
That’s because liking Culver’s isn’t a barrier to acceptance, being a good fucking guy is. And you have that in spades.
Come on! @PTM will have his driver fixed well before the Ope
I heard rumor that @ptm may just drive a cart around the course handing out High Lifes because that’s the only driving he’s capable of.
I don’t know, you seemed to be able to find the parking lot pretty well
I bet we can fit 3 coolers in those carts
Your tee box @tigergolftraveler, feel free to pipe this one down the fairway.
Who wins in a fight, the @PTM High Life Cart or the Yeti High Noon cart from the NIT?
Yeti high noon cart by a mile.