Can it be for sale if I’m growing it anyway?
It is of course open for moustache rides.
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I’m usually full beard but I’ll have one at the Ope
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I’llbesportingamustache.Itwilllookterriblebutit’shappening.
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Id offer a mustache up for sale but Im afraid if I cut it off it wont come back. Much like the hair on my head.
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My son has been lobbying me to fully shave before he leaves for college since he’s never seen me without facial hair, so there’s a chance I may go to the stache for the Ope before going (briefly) fully clean.
I look like crap without my full beard, I’d almost say I’ll play clean shaven and look like an idiot. Or Civil War facial hair TBD
How much is this worth?
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Some really great options here.
Could go with the Major General Ambrose Burnside.
Or the Major General Alpheus Williams.
Or my personal favorite, the Major General Christopher C. Augur.
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Posted this in the Burban chat, not sure I can pull it off but aspirations
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Need to run this by Mrs. Ultra-Kiger first
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I will absolutely be going mustache for the Ope
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We could all do wartime world leaders as a mustache theme. Tough times ahead for the guy who draws the shortest of straws, World War II - Germany
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If I draw Churchill does that mean I need to gain 100 pounds and start smoking cigars constantly?
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I’ve got him covered.
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Sounds like we should have a Friday night facial hair competition…
I pissed myself seeing this
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Out of fear, laughter or admiration I’m unsure
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Do I go with the styled flattop too? This could be the worst haircut for my bulbous dome but was committed to be Pornstache from OITNB for Halloween
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That looks like it comes with a shirt 3/4 of a size too small, and shorts with a 5" inseam
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