
Wait, did it stop snowing already down there?
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They told me no on Lido*
*for now
Brutal conditions in Tempe, AZ today. The weather app says it’s 40° but feels like 35°. Wearing a Hawaii hoodie to keep me warm though (s/o @RyMo).
Let’s recall I’m there right after you, if you need me to come early I can make that sacrifice.
You have a big group right? What I’m hearing is they’re only offering to large groups. We called this week and they were like “no tee times available at Sedge and I have no idea if and when they will be opening it up.”
We’re just taking a break. More in the way this afternoon/evening.
Sources: T-Bone is beside himself. Driving around downtown Nekoosa begging (thru texts) for Sedge Valley tee times

Shoot me a text with your details and I’ll see what I can do to help.
@mikedabomb captain, my captain, same for you on sedge.
Look at that fat idiot and his pink shorts…
Wait, shit
The gif is tiny because the refuge wouldnt allow the next size up. ![]()
Refuge’s way of saying “nah, he too thicc”
The level of depravity I’m willing to descend to knows no bounds to get a tee time at Sedge on Friday 8/23.
I’ll send some texts. Group of 4 or are you 8?
Like gifting your brother in law a Refuge account?
Yes, we’re a group of 20 or 24 I believe. I’m still working an angle on the Lido for the Wednesday I arrive because I can’t be that close and not play it. The course haunts my dreams.
Bingo bango.
A fan of Big City Greens?
If Evan is at the sending texts phase I retract everything because now this feels realistic.

You betcha.

