I think duck races are still okay, as long as nothing can be clearly tied to NLU (and people don’t put anything about “raffle” in their Venmo comments)
This might be an understatement of pretty massive proportions.
Is Trent trying to fence a stolen Culvers’ sign?
A Culvers sign would be a live auction type of event…
Will be if I can find one ![]()

Key word was “might” from @TTrentC
Now we have to be patient, which I am not good at nor am doing well with.
We needed some excitement on this Second Monday
You had your excitement already today, off lunching with some of the royalty of NSU and all.
Boys who lunch or whatever that term is.
I can have lunch with myself any day
/s
I didn’t say “the Grand Imperial Poobah” did I?
What a title!
I can barely remember what I had for lunch a couple hours ago but damnit if I’m not gonna try and remember to call him that at the Ope in six months
“Idiot volunteer” is also acceptable
It’s OK, I’ll be known as “the dickbag in the Tebow tee”
I’ll remind you, because I’ll be screaming it at him across the expanse of the back 9 of the links.

@bignanski I have found the perfect use for the bullhorn!
“Uhh yeah, can the Grand Imperial Poobah please return to the clubhouse. Grand Imperial Poobah to the clubhouse please”
It’s just a brandy old fashioned with a cheese curd instead of a cherry

