This group is so dumb, and I love each and every one of y’all.
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You’ll be off the waitlist.
It’s not one of those bad dreams where we’re standing on your street.
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Fuck man.
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Same. At this point they should expect me to be drunk and likely high around Christmas.
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I obviously will.
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Now that marijuana is legal in Ohio I was going to stop and get some in Michigan on the drive home but my wife and kid were with me and theyre both squares.
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I was going to make a joke about economics and utilities and I realized I’m just too tired.
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You won’t.
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I got a minor lesson in economics this afternoon from my younger, smarter, and better looking brother and was feeling smart and educated and now I realized I’ve gotten out too far over my skis.
Something something we have different utilities when it comes to this place something
EDIT: I’m not smart
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Woah dude, there’s somebody more handsome than you? I don’t believe it
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Don’t, he’s lying
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I am not
It’s beautiful 
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Speaking of @bignanski. I audibly giggled when this was the only gif that wouldn’t load for me earlier today. So much so I took a screenshot for later (now)
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<Eyes critically…detects neither sour nor sweet…no visible mushrooms…>
Approved
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We aren’t all monsters, Tyson.
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Merry Christmas you filthy animals
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My dad intends to attempt the champagne saber today with 35 other people present, I may have a story later. Merry Christmas to the Ope faithful.
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Neck down in an ice bucket for a looooong time. Get that fucker cold. You can do it with a spoon along the seam if it’s cold enough. Commit, fast and firm. Do it outside. Good luck. 
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