The Op3-'n:10k or bust (Part 1)

Wisconsin folks, I don’t think we claim to have invented the old fashioned? We just drink a shit load of them and at some point started using brandy (I have no idea why). My point is, it’s not a matter of brandy being real or fake or not an actual old fashioned. It just is maaaaaaaaan and nobody here cares. Drink it with vodka if you want.

Hell, order a pizza even though their is a delish all you can eat broasted chicken and fish fry option. The fine folks of Wisconsin just want to hang, golf, eat friend food, get drunk, and fend off/welcome the townies.

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Accurate :joy:

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It’s not the brandy part everyone else disagrees with it’s the putting sweet or sour soda everyone despises it seems

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That and the mushrooms.

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I order mine sweet so it’s always cherries for me

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Alright now I’m getting skeptical, a religious order sent “tens of thousands of cases” here.

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Yeah, the soda is a tough scene. I was at a nice italian restaurant here in STL recently and ordered an old fashioned and they put soda in it.

It got sent back.

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Don’t have these problems if you just order Moon Man and Spotted Cow. Yeah, I said it.

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Younger justmuckit would have done exactly that.

Older justmuckit gets heavily congested even thinking about IPA’s and Pale Ales.

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There’s a Lewis Black bit that is very similar to this.

Haven’t seen it, promise!

Fair. If I could drink liquor more that would probably be bad. Never got the taste for it.

My drinking years have basically been broken up in thirds.

First third: Beer, mostly IPA’s
Second third: Beer, exclusively stouts and porters
Final third: Whiskey

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Those nuns were probably checking up on the brandy consumption. @MidwestHack you’re on a list somewhere.

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Keep in mind most of the origins of Wisconsin are French as well who…also love their brandy

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Proud Wisconsinite who has a massive Wisconsin flag in his man cave, I can only handle one or two Wisconsin Old Fashionds before I switch to something else. Very sweet but a proud WI tradition. Also don’t mind my bio description that’s for an event we run in Wisconsin there are better cocktails than old fashionds

Like Manhattans?

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Big Gin and Tonic guy but yes that’s a good option too. Having a Manhattan on a rooftop bar in Manhattan is a next level cocktail IMO

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A certain benevolent dictator of the Ope was seen drinking Manhattans at Heidel House…

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