You’re gonna close out Saturday with an elite group of degenerate’s, myself included.
Oh, I fixed that issue. You’re playing now.
Me zipping from 18 green on Woodlands at the end of my 9:30am Saturday tee time to get to the first tee of Links for my 1:40pm tee time;


When’s the Jort round? Do I disgrace the links on Saturday with my cutoff Peter millar bandon jorts?
As someone with less than 5 hours between my times Saturday, you best believe I’m hitting into the group in front of me like I did with @mikedabomb’s lawyer friends
My Uber driver (who has a lovely mustache) is playing nothing but Michael Bolton. Might be going exclusively Bolton on the course next weekend
Don’t you worry your pretty little face. We will have a blast Saturday afternoon with Juicy J whatever time we tee off.
Just don’t let your country your partner the cooler czar down Friday afternoon. Might want to eat something light for lunch with your nun friends.

HELL YEAH
Narrator - he didn’t.
Instead he begged me to do something.
Many are saying @Kbergen28 is soft. I’m part of that “many”.
One of them has taken responsibility and apologized profusely. And blamed it on the other 3.
That’s just good lawyerin
@Aham13 and @Kerry twice! Welcome to the show.
@tigergolftraveler at least I can’t hit the parking lot from Woodlands 1.
Not with that attitude!
It was well past begging. Irritation level was HIGH.
I would be a liar if I said it was going to matter! Pick your poison!
He also offered to host @midwestgolfbum and I at his club to make amends.
