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Don’t live in Boston and you, too, can afford private golf with nice grass ranges.
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You are now known as No Mat Pat
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Okay Boujee Pat
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As a former resident of your state, I will evangelize the gospel of moving to flyover states and the glories of cost of living.
(Don’t ask me about plans to move back to a coast in roughly 8-10 months)
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My wife’s family lives in Oklahoma (Tulsa and Lenapah), Kansas and Virginia. Her parents are moving from Houston to North Carolina.
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Tell us more, since you insisted.
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Can I move in with you?
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Jort Fort on the ocean? The Jort Port?
Featuring beaches where you’re only allowed to wear jorts.
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There’s room for a tent in the backyard or you can fight our 3 year old for the bunk bed. No extra bedrooms since it is California after all
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Bring it to the Ope, I’ll buy it.
Edit: Nvm, thought you were talking about something else.
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I just got my ass kicked by a 3 year old today not taking that fight! so I guess it’s the yard tent for me
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Fair warning she’s feral af and might even fight you for the tent. She’s the apex predator of the house.
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Playing captain getting in reps at the local First Tee facility. Should out to Len Mattiace for his generous support.
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Having a family wedding with the literal least amount of planning this Sunday. The bride’s mother will just be over the vid by then. There isn’t enough alcohol here right now 
I wish I was practicing right now 
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Pretty sure this is something you’d regret looking up on Urban Dictionary.
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Come visit your wife’s family but actually just disappear on her for long grass range practice sessions, our 2 lovely courses, and camaraderie out the ass.
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To be continued…
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Now that we’re 2 weeks out, I wanted to send out the official invitation for anyone who wants to play at Mascoutin either on Thursday (2pm but could be adjusted if needed) or Sunday morning (time TBD) for some bonus golf. It’s not Lawsonia but it’s a fun track and only 15 minutes away. @Kbergen28 is in for Thursday already and @blakehall has expressed interest in Sunday. Wish I could join everyone for the actual event but I’ll try to drop by on Saturday for a little bit.
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