The Cornstalk 2025 @ Landmand GC (Homer, NE) - May 31-Jun 1, 2025

Clearly you haven’t mastered being just unlikable enough to get invited to weddings but not be in the wedding party. Smdh

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There’s many reasons I’m glad I’m no longer in my 20s. Spending all spring/summer going to weddings is near the top.

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Aging out of weddings is by far a top 5 benefit of getting old.

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cc: @rymo @fishtopher18 @julianbradley

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This is what you get for having friends

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Look, I like the narrative that you hate me more because it makes me feel better that you’re busy. I wouldn’t give you shit if I didn’t care.

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We should arrive in matching outfits.

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https://www.amazon.com/Shirts-Sleeve-Athletic-Collared-T-Shirt/dp/B0C42VH8BL

It also must be at least 1/2 size too small

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tiny shorts were soooo 2023.

2025 is all about the euro cut polo

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It sure would appear that in leaving my club, I forgot about being in charge of my handicap again.

Gonna need to pay that to get my sweet sweet beloved pops.

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Or 85% of them, anyway

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Weddings are less fun than funerals.

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Not like I’m coming to be competitive anyway. I only lock in when whopping @ThatDuffGuyPat’s ass is an option.

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My goal is not to be ejected on hole 7 again. I think I was +7 or 8 on that hole between the two days

You wanna talk about being ejected on hole 7?

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The best part of refuge events is getting paired with random internet strangers that quickly become real life friends.

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Me seeing multiple corduroy rope hats in the pro shop

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Not Landmand specifically, but they fuck

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