The Cornstalk 2025 @ Landmand GC (Homer, NE) - May 31-Jun 1, 2025

You gotta Lose Yourself, man. And apparently all of Sioux City does, too.

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Im going to be in the milk carton bunker, knees weak and arms are heavy

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Crazy to think this thing could be decided over who can control themselves in a casino with an Eminem Tribute band and who is going to get a little bit loose the night before.

Discipline is the watchword.

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Not going to lie. Kinda makes me sad I’m an hour and half from Landmand.

Going to an Eminem tribute band with a bunch of you chuckle fucks would be fun as hell

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I have uttered the words “Good four putt” on this hole… and meant it

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Can I get a photographer pass to go take photos of the event after my round or is it strict we are not allowed back on the course?

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New strategy when facing such a beast.

Putt off the green first. Then, chip it. Hopefully you are closer. Sink putt 3.

It’s bound to pay off eventually.

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DM Nanski and I

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If I ever have that putt again, I’ve told myself I’ll putt with hybrid to give it some more juice. If either of us attempt our strategies, report back to tell the masses how to get from one side of this green to the other in 3 strokes or less…

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Excited for Nanski to catch up here and mention he’s out of likes after liking every single post in here today just now.

edit

I see he’s typing!

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sees 64 unread posts and 3 tags Jesus H. Christ you guys

I asked about the pin on 14 and was told the grounds crew used a 3 day rotation, luck of the draw

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Completely random since you have a prearranged threesome :man_shrugging:t3: if you die, you die

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I did this :joy: then 3 putted after the chip. Went back to try again, 4 putted twice and finally 3 putted before walking away.

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Rounds booked:
Thursday with pops, grandpa and cousin at Riverside in GI
Friday off day since Pops is old and 4 rounds in 4 days on a surgically repaired knee wasn’t a great idea
Saturday and Sunday at Landmand with one of my closest friends, uncle and Pops
Monday at Wildhorse with my grandpa and pops.

Goal for the week: beat my 92 year old grandpa once straight up. Not sure whose golf game this says more about.

Then my buddy comes the next weekend to Denver where we’re playing 72 over 3 days. Ready for a dope ass week of golf, friends and family

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This is horrific but much appreciated news, I’ll call out there tomorrow to get the low down but perhaps we’ll pivot to Landsmeer

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I know I’m a pedantic asshole but I am begging you and everyone else to stop leaving off the final “d”.
Landmand = golf course in Nebraska
Landman = @ChickPhilA and @MrChickPhilA

(Also what a heater of a week, dude)

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I’ll blame autocorrect but I need to be better. As someone who’s name is literally never spelled right it’s unacceptable

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But it’s land, man

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How’s Hidden Acres? Want some golf when I get in on Thursday but just something light and fun.

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So stoked to hear how everyone loves Landman, Tatank, Landsmee, Wildhors, and any other courses we find ourselves at next weekend!

Good luck at the Cornstal, everyone!

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