@the_cad_says Is Running for President!

Without wanting to turn this into anything too identifiable, on what grounds are you standing?

Although I appreciate you have sorted your merch first, which is the cornerstone of any great golf venture

Let me ask YOU a question @padeswood86. What would YOU like to see in my manifesto?

I’m all about giving voice to the little guy.

[@GaryHenderson1 get a paper and pen…]

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Cancel the campaigns and declare @The_Cad_Says as El Presidente in perpetuity!

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He’s running his own campaign

Awww. That’s so cute. :slight_smile:

Is this question time? Yes? Great.

@The_Cad_Says, if you will:

  1. If you should be elected, will you go by Your Grace, Mr. President, Your Grace Mr. President, or eschew all titles in an effort to be, as they say, “One of us”?
  2. Will quarterly invites to your humble abode in Coeur d’Alene be provided for those who stump for you openly? Asking for a friend.
  3. Will you promise to bring back the Roast My Swing thread, and c̶o̶m̶p̶e̶l̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ heartily encourage @Lazstradamus to bring back the glory days of swing roasts on said thread?
  4. Can you comment on your favorite style of American pizza?
  5. It appears as though you are not part of The Nest. Care to explain why?

That is all for now. Cheers!

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This is all you need to know to love a man.

Day? Hour.

This candidate was crazy enough to show a shitty american 15 handicap the ropes a mere 5 hours after going through Heathrow customs. Deep in the heart of Hertfordshire I got a jet lagged putting lesson that I will not soon forget, It was not just a putting lesson but lessons on golf not how it is but what it can be. If it was not for his grace I may not of played wonderful rounds at home with my Mid Atlantic RACDG colleagues.

I’m an american for @The_Cad_Says, and dammit I still want a rematch the next time I’m in London.

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  • If you should be elected, will you go by Your Grace, Mr. President, Your Grace Mr. President, or eschew all titles in an effort to be, as they say, “One of us”?

“One of us”! Lol. That’s hilarious. :joy:

It’ll be “Mr President, your Grace…”.

Or m’lord to you.

  • Will quarterly invites to your humble abode in Coeur d’Alene be provided for those who stump for you openly? Asking for a friend.

Only my top donors get to break my bread and drink my wine. SuperPAC donors will be able to see their rankings in a table I will post on page one of The Refuge.

That said, your chances could be improved if you have a hot WAG and she’s keen on Irish men.

  • Will you promise to bring back the Roast My Swing thread, and c̶o̶m̶p̶e̶l̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ heartily encourage @Lazstradamus to bring back the glory days of swing roasts on said thread?

What one man leaves behind let no other man cast assunder. Or something. If you want swing roasts, roast them yourself. Just look in a mirror for inspiration.

  • Can you comment on your favorite style of American pizza?

I only eat Italian pizza. In Naples. At bunga bunga parties. I’ve never noted the flavours. Been otherwise occupied.

  • It appears as though you are not part of The Nest. Care to explain why?

Nope

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@The_Cad_Says picked me up from Heathrow on a Sunday morning, drove me to a golf club north of London, joined me for lunch and a round of golf, drove me to the train station, didn’t murder me, and then asked me if I made it safely to my hotel in London.

That’s a vote for him in my book!

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That’s simply what one does when one is a gentleman, my good man. :man_shrugging:t4:

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Never thought the day would come that I’d vote for a socialist. Let alone one who apparently owns and uses iron covers.

But I will.

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Thanks @Shankadelic! Check’s in the mail. :wink:

Can you tell us what your platform actually consists of before you die of old age?

Ahh @MrVinegar206 So young. So hopeful. So naive.

My platform is a great platform. Tremendous. The best platform. Much better than the other platforms. Nobody has ever seen such a good platform.

Just look at this…

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Fitting that you have a horse that looks like it could also do limbo, cause you’re setting a really low bar

Oh, that’s a … zinger?

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That’s the same face I made when you established yourself as the Trump candidate 5 minutes ago

Let me know when you actually describe your platform. Then we’ll talk

Big talker, eh?

I think the energetic, strong, powerful, members of The Refuge would prefer a doer, not a talker…

Btw, is it just me or does Mr Vinegar sound like someone’s wanking face?

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Who’s done all talking and no doing so far?

Oh, that’s right… You. How ironic.