@the_cad_says Is Running for President!

They looked like they were handmade, so I am going to guess around $100.

Sweet.

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Hmm bespoke iron covers an untapped market? No one carried their alignment sticks until someone made them fashionable.

Edit: and then people started making alignment stick covers!

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I’m sure @Geaugolf would be happy to help with that

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It takes one person with vision. And that person is me.

Vote CAD!!

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@The_Cad_Says

How many monocle’s do you own?

Sorry I’m voting for DBD or the dog.

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#metoo

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3 for my right eye. 6 for my left eye. 2 for my jap’s eye.

Is that racist now? I guess so. If you have to ask… :man_shrugging:t4:

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You’ll find out when you’re older.

Just checking…

After dark baby!

Very nice. Will you be running your campaign from Liechtenstein or Monaco?

Lichtenstein = boring

Monaco = Russian hookers

Andorra is where it’s at.

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Confirmed @The_Cad_Says is not actually an oligarch.

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Hey, gotta keep it official for the narcs. I “live” in Andorra. But I party elsewhere.

Also, Andorra is awesome! Mountains. Barcelona a couple of hours. French AND Spanish food…

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Yeah but they speak Catalan…

Nah. Only words you need to know are “tax haven” and “bung”. Same words in Catalan. True story.

!! BREAKING NEWS !!

@The_Cad_Says ANNOUNCES HIS RUNNING MATE

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Statement from His Grace, The CAD:

It gives me great pleasure to announce my running mate in the upcoming Presidential elections, Ellie…

As you can see, Ellie is a keen golfer and not simply a mindless destroyer of squeaky toys. Ellie is a lover, not a fighter.

In fact, as a Pyrenean Sheepdog, her special skills lie in forecaddying, herding people and ‘being a good girl’.

I have complete confidence in her ability to assist me in the intense grafting I intend to do throughout my tenure as President and know she will execute her duties with grace, panache and the occasional growl at the Postman, invading bastard that he is.

Here she is upon learning of her new role.

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