I’m gonna apologize to everyone in advanced because it’ll be the first time I touch a club in basically 3 weeks. - can’t wait to scrape it around out there
I have a feeling I know who’s going to play the grossest golf on Sunday and it’s not any of you guys
At least Keller is a safe space for you. I would fear for my life at Stoneridge.
everyone knows half the battle in golf is looking good and you carry a LAB putter
“looking good”
“carrying a LAB putter”
Incongruence detected.
Making putts looks good doesn’t it?
let the record show I roll a Scotty

Couldn’t script a better day to chase it around Keller. See you fellas at 3:18 ![]()
I really hope the green punch is tomorrow and wasn’t last week. Shit should be pureeeeee
According to Mark they’re doing “minimal” maintenance this fall. New super. Not sure what that means specifically, but that was his response when I asked when they are aerating.
Attention @NorthStarUnited and everyone else who doesn’t get tagged in that - once again, I’m way too lazy to perform a full audit of that list.
Let’s sell some NSS raffle tickets. We’re going $10 apiece this year - simply donate directly to childrenscancer.org and post the screenshot here (or DM it to myself, @kcurry11, or @BigTex). One of the three of us will update the sheet with your tickets. Not required, but if you want to put in North Star United as the Honoree it is easier to track on CCRF’s end.
I’m in for 5 tickets:
Another link to the raffle sheet in case you have something to donate:
And finally, we’re still looking for hole sponsors! Same deal as raffle tickets - donate directly and send me the receipt and we’ll get things sorted.
Only 3 days left to register in case you’re on the fence or want to bring a friend!
Hey @NorthStarUnited, just a reminder that tomorrow is the last day to sign up for the Shootout on 9/7 at Keller
Quick updates: Raffle tickets ARE on sale (see above) but we’ve only sold 31 - those are rookie numbers, let’s get those numbers up.
We currently have 17 raffle prizes available, which isn’t bad but I know we can do better.
We currently have 7 or 8 hole sponsors, plenty of room for more!
Let’s raise some money for CCRF and finish strong in the final week.
Labor Day Update:
Registration is locked and loaded with a field of 64, which is pretty great for a tough Sunday scheduling. Any late adds at this point will go to the wait list. Contact @kcurry11 with interest.
Raffle ticket sales are up nicely over last week, with 120 sold ($1,200) thus far. I’m going to run the drawing live over Teams on Thursday, 9/4, so you’ve got a few more days to get in on the action. Will drop a link here and in Discord shortly before.
We currently have ELEVEN hole sponsors, up from 5 last year. If you’re sponsor-curious shoot me a DM - could be a company sponsor, individual, or completely anonymous if you want to contribute to the donation total but not by purchasing raffle tickets, for example.
I’ll see many of you in 6 days!
@NorthStarUnited last call for NSS hole sponsorships! We currently have 13(!) sponsors with holes 4, 5, 7, 9, and 11 remaining. As a reminder, if you sponsor a hole you get to choose the tees for both rounds!
Raffle ticket sales will remain open until 5 PM CDT tomorrow, 9/4. Tickets are $10 each, simply donate directly to childrenscancer.org and send me the screenshot of your donation. Drawing will take place tomorrow night around 8PM - will drop a link here closer to that time.
So help me god if I win that Meridian putter that I won, and put in the Ope raffle…
2 hour warning for raffle tickets! Can we hit 250? Currently at 221…
Cc: @BaxterMSP




