No kidding… just strap it to your body or put it in the baby’s milk bottle and buy a plane ticket like the rest of us.
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Yeah I find they don’t know what’s in the package if you don’t tell them. I shipped my gift in a box from a brewery for goodness sake.
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Lol. I don’t really ever ship things…I’m rusty. I mean she asked what was in there and I told her. Never thought it was an issue to ship a bottle of alcohol. 
After some research it appears it’s illegal to send from certain states, receive in certain states and to send/receive in certain states. No surprise it’s illegal in Mass.
The shitter the weather the better. I love pulling into an empty parking lot cause it’s gonna be cart path only and 99% stay home.
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Damn right! I’ve been known to yell “is that all you got?” A la lieutenant Dan…
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My post office is so busy they just rip through the rigamarole and don’t even wait for answers. It’s like
“Are you shipping anything dangerous sharp liquid flammable illegal no great touch the screen to click no thank you”
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Olive oil. I’ve shipped so much olive oil, shocked they don’t think I’m in the mafia.
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I was super worried if my gift made it. Glad to see it’s where it should be. Have a great Christmas man!
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Thanks again! Merry Christmas to you too. I already started the book tonight.
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Enjoy it man, and hopefully that Spicy Ketchup is liked. I know down here it’s the absolute best.
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Shipped some beer via FedEx recently. The employee didn’t necessarily ask specifically what was in the box rather, “this isn’t any prescriptions or anything like that, is it?”
It somewhat caught me off guard. Quite certain I laughed and said “nope, definitely not prescriptions.”
Not sure if my Grateful Dead tie dye shirt had anything to do with her line of questioning or not?
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Holy shit I think I see @anon43372372’s Miuras!
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Whataburger spicy ketchup is all I use now 
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Alrighty guis – going to have some SS action today*!
(NOTE - for purposes of this sentence, today means: (i) today, 12/17/2020; and (ii) also any calendar day in the next 8 weeks because WTF lately…)
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A package arrived on my doorstep last night courtesy of @thesaxemachine. Can now enjoy my morning coffee with some light reading in style, reminiscing about the good old days of TBC
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Damn… My dude woulda loved that. Instead, my package is out for delivery today and I’m nervous as hell about it!
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That is awesome. Hahahaha.
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I tried shipping my sister-in-law baby clothes earlier in the year in a brewery box and the USPS made me tape over all the logos before they would accept it. She said it couldn’t even look like something to do with alcohol.
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