Post your top 3 biggest secrets, in descending order based on their likelihood to shatter your life, here 
(Should give your Santa some actionable material)
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I, on the other hand, would like to congratulate my secret santa. 99% of my post history is in gif form. God bless and good luck.
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If anyone gets @ajsHTX and wants to know what to get him, just ask me (his best man and best friend of like 20 years). And mail it to me. I might post pictures of me using it, but trust me it’ll get to him.
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You’d send your pal a used fleshlight?
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How many gallons we talking?
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Have they figured out gif shirt technology yet?
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I believe @anon3021505 is our gallons gui can we get him in here??
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@Double_Bogey_Dave should we pin this on the “welcome to the refuge, it’s not Reddit” thread?
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@Slim is the originator, I’m just a heavy producer.
God I’m sorry.
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My wife: You’re really into your phone tonight
Me: Patience, Watson. I’m only on his posts made in August 2020. A more precise examination is required.
My wife: See you upstairs, don’t forget to let the dog out
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So glad I got through the “explain to me why you’re sending a stranger you met on the internet a gift” stage with my wife last year. This year she’s giving me gift ideas.
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Damnit this made me laugh so much harder than it should have
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I’m picking my gf up from the airport soon (reading thru this from the cell phone lot). She’s an excellent online stalker, gonna have her drill into my mark on the ride home.
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I can use a pair of 2Undr 6 inch briefs (any solid color). Thanks @lazyjk. And sorry for my mostly sarcastic, uninformative posts. I’ll do better
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Checks WTI prices
You’re getting a barrel of oil
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Side note…this SNL skit with Adam Driver was great. Had Pete Davidson cracking up and breaking character
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I don’t think it is normal to be this excited about giving someone else a gift, much less someone you have never met. I think it took about 30 seconds to finalize what I am giving too!
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Nice. Learned something new. Lightshot saves the shape of your previous screenshot so it’s super helpful for taking the same screenshot over-and-over but of a different screen. Saves an unreal amount of time when I make training docs at work. No cropping and everything is sized exactly the same each time.
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Silence, marm!
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