Refuge Secret Santa - 2024: See you in November!

Fyrepit thread probably has some suggestions for you

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Happy Housewivesdays > happy Hondadays

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Also. The last part of the gift for my person is set to arrive to me on Thursday.

We’ll be cutting it close but hoping a Friday ship date makes it there before Santa

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i’m definitely cutting it close for my giftee, ordered one thing last night, gonna get one thing locally and want to do one additional thing and I am definitely struggling a little bit. Post history isn’t teeeeeeeeeeeerribly helpful but we’ll get there in the next day or two

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The internet tells me there are single moms in my area looking for me, you can have some of them if you want.

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Check the The ‘Just Pay Shipping’ thread (aka One Man’s Trash…) thread for a wife, no?

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The Silk Road would probably have a wife that a guy received in an arranged marriage that he’s trying to flip for profit. No lowballs. He knows how hot she is. No pics of rugs. Several pics of her feet, though.

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Same. Need something tangible still too. “smaller” things here and there still given. Her love language is gift giving though so that doesnt always fly hah.

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Final gift getting delivered today

Rubs Hands Together GIFs | Tenor

I should probably start the rest of my shopping

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Just a single sock? You starting up a Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band?!?!

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Hahaha so funny I bumped on this too…was going to go a @CarlyRaeJepsenFan way with it but figured this was a holiday thread. Your take is better.

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Glad you enjoyed everything! I literally almost deactivated my Refuge account after entering the meme thread. It was a dark, disturbing place. I know we throw out the term “sicko” on here regularly, but truly, you are sick, sick people and you need help.

BUT the best part about the Refuge is that some of the sickest internet memelords also happen to be some of the most kind and caring individuals in real life. I won’t mention them by name, but many of your fellow Flockers defended your honor and gave me inspiration for your gifts.

I threw a wish in the well to see if anyone would stand up for you, and turns out, they really, really, really, really, really, really, like you. Hope you and yours have a happy holiday season and hopefully we get to touch grass together some day!

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Played with @CarlyRaeJepsenFan at the Ope and he truly is a great individual! Had a blast with him

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I appreciate the correct number of 'really’s here.

Traitors. I have a rep to maintain.

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Remain bummed I wasn’t part of the foursome of you, @CarlyRaeJepsenFan and @meathaus.

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Alas I was not part of that foursome either. Maybe we can make it happen this year!

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god dammit I’m an idiot

I know the spirit of the Ope is to truly meet random Refugers you might not normally converse with, but it would be sweet to do some kind of sorority-style match ceremony for playing partners.

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Some of the confusion probably arises from me having played a “match” against @Jrembold. Said match only took place on paper I believe he and his group finished multiple holes before I did.

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