Rankings, Ranked

Inspired by @almostscratchonce and @imsocrabby, I’ll start.

Golf Toms, Ranked

  1. Old Tom Morris
  2. Tom Watson
  3. Young Tom Morris
  4. Tommy Armour
  5. Tom Kite
  6. Tom Lehman
  7. Justin Thomas
  8. Tom Doak
  9. Tommy Fleetwood
  10. Toms, David

That’s it. That’s the definitive list of Toms.

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College Football Teams:

  1. LSU
  2. :fire:
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Refugees, Ranked

  1. jaygrizzle
  2. Aannddy
  3. Almostscratchonce
  4. Bullseye
  5. deepfriedegg
  6. Holeout
  7. 2trickpny
  8. jbors
  9. thinbullet
  10. Tilly
    562,104. Nandersen
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Serious q, how many active daily refugees you think there are?

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I would guess about 100? Maybe another 100 lurking?

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Geaux Tigers!

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update: not alabama

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These numbers sound about right to me

From the golf in pop culture post, and in loving memory of Deadspin:

Sports Comedy Films, ranked.

  1. Major League
  2. Talladega Nights
  3. Shaolin Soccer
  4. Happy Gilmore
  5. Goon
  6. Cool Runnings
  7. Baseketball
  8. The Longest Yard
  9. YouTube compilations of sports bloopers with inexplicably loud movie soundtracks playing over them
  10. The 10hr video of the Butt Fumble
  11. Getting hit by a truck
  12. The 60-minute tv cut of Caddyshack
  13. Caddyshack
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While #1 is indisputable, your false modesty is noted.

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Um, you misspelled Dodgeball.

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No Slapshot?

Goon is fine and all, but it’s no Slapshot.

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Burners aren’t eligible

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That was not a “real” list, so take it more as filler content before I kicked Nandy’s shins.

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Considering I own a physical copy of that movie I’ll consider it a legit omission and have it replace Happy Gilmore at #4 and bump Happy Gilmore down to #9 since it’s original placement was just to make caddyshack stans angry

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I feel like y’all don’t understand that the only important parts of “things, ranked” lists are what you put first and what you put last.

And also that “getting hit by a truck” has to be on them slightly above whatever is last.

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Majors, ranked

  1. US Open
  2. Masters
  3. Players in March
  4. UK British Open, present by her majesty, the Queen
  5. US Am #MatchPlayGang
  6. John Deere Classic
  7. Players in May
  8. PGA Championship
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Missing the US Am in there.

This message brought to you by the #MatchPlayGang

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Zoccos ranked:

1 @Zocco

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added it in and could honestly be a 4a, 4b situation with the UK British Open, but the Queen gives the latter the edge

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