Half the field already signed up. But we can do better than that, surely!
@ReallyFatPat scouting department leveled up before the Ope combine
Doesn’t respond to feedback, drop him down the board
Yo, send me your login deets so I can learn too
Just gotta figure out the user ID because his password has to be IHateLABPutters
I’m converting him, privately.
The password, not the lab conversion
Oh great, you’re gonna be lawyering everybody into anchoring spaceships by the time the Ope Cup rolls around
I have many witnesses that will attest I am not anchoring you son of a bitch.
I’m so serious I’m loaning out all my other putters.
Can’t wait to accuse you anyway
Wear an all white shirt and put a bright pink sharpie in the grip
Crisp white polo on the golf course is serial killer behavior.
Changing my scripting now.
One of my all time favorite golf polos that I own is white. I can’t wear it anymore though… because it’s white and now stained from time.
Sucks. Might see if I can turn it into a valuables pouch or the inside of a headcover or something.
To be fair
Nobody ever said you aren’t a serial killer