Headed to go celebrate the Captaincy announcement.
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I am going to humiliate the Woodlands Course this year. Full Iron Shiek mode. Time for that piece of shit to be humbled.
As for AssCapts, don’t care. I’m heading to the 1st tee each round on a mission to play good, play fast, and literally give zero shits about results (unless I get a dreamy LCP pairing where you let the alphas try to stunt on each other).
PS: If you haven’t met me, there is a lot of /s in this post… kind of.
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You had me at Iron Sheik.
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Forty heading to the first tee
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You swinging persimmons around the Woodlands
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My wife™ would have strong objections to this if it were truly an AssRank. That’s the first thing she noticed about me, as she had told countless friends, relatives, and strangers.
But as for assisting the one, true Captain of Ass, I’m just happy to have made it on the big board.
For draft potential, I can only offer a “guaranteed 2-6 hosel shanks per round” with a few small glimpses of hope on the way to a mid 80s score.
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When someone asks, “where’s the first tee and what’s the course record” but they’re actually serious
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Way back machine but @Forty with an elite Ope chirp
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The winning AssCap should get a replica of this license plate - cheap on Amazon, know from experience because it’s the “trophy” for our Seinfeld-themed Fantasy Football league*
*that @serwin keeps picking top 2 in.
**great team names in this league
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The only proper answer to that is 1 hour and 16 minutes.
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I was looking back at our Star Wars bits as well as LOTR bits when screen grabbing that post, I’ve never been so proud of this chat
Highly encourage people to look back at those
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Will sue the shit out of anyone. Even those trespassing nuns. Especially those trespassing nuns.
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I feel my most marketable skills of having a large appetite for things like booze, nicotine, food, some drugs, etc and being able to carry stuff isn’t really marketable for the ass cap race.
I’d like to think I’m a good time though, but that’s not position dependent!
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These seem like the only skills needed to be an asscap
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I got beat to the joke. Nothing to see here
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If you’re coming over to ask me in person with 12 or so of those High Lifes, I’m hitting the hay pretty soon here.
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I’m serious about the reds. We’re birdieing from the reds.
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May I join?
Actually, why am I asking, I make the tee times.
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Well, I guess besides rockin a ‘stache, I’m going to up my squat to build the badonk to impress people on this AssRank…
(Tho I truly have no idea what any of these lists or Ope Cup actually mean)…
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