No notes, simply perfection. Especially on list 2
“Hitting it from the front is more fun than hitting it from the back”
no mention of the bachelor???
None of your teammates showed up to your birthday party, draft stock tanked.
Finally home (looks like the cut will be 74 which is nuts). For all Ope Cup captains and ass captains: I don’t bring much other than I can count from larger numbers to smaller numbers, I listen exclusively to Big Tymers radio while playing golf, I haven’t crashed a Finn scooter, and I have a hookup for the best Bloody Mary and Margarita mixes in Wisconsin. Do with this information what you will.
Considering you basically slept in the cart and were a bad hang last Ope…
I don’t even remember who you are. Sounds like my experience with you was pretty memorable too.
This guy doesn’t squatch
I’ve officially declared my loyalty to @ThatDuffGuyPat .
I do not want to be drafted by @ReallyFatPat. I will not play for your team.
Don’t mind me, just preemptively celebrating not being picked last against all odds
Reckless play for the potential glory of a birdie? I know no other way.
I will pick you first if you wear this for a round:
To the fine fellers known as Capt Pats
I’m not one for selling myself strongly.
But I want yous and the rest of the Opers to know that if I make 4 birdies in one round, first round at the Goose Blind is on me.
God, me wearing that would put Lucas Glover’s sweat patterns to shame
if you wear that, I might be back in on rounds in your group