My goal for the bag refresh this winter is to have a club that actually hits that green
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On the first or second swing?
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He can hit all the greens he wants, still gonna lose The Battle of The Pat’s every. single. Ope.
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How you’re gonna be when I’m done with you
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What are you, a cop?
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First round last year I bogey’d every single damn hole on the front. Par on 10 with a sick up and down from short right. #fuckyeah
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You know better than that. I’m way too corrupt to be a boring ass cop.
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Being a cop, depending on the where, is a great job for some corruption. Don’t sell it short!
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Bump, @ThatDuffGuyPat
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Think I’ve hit is once out of 5 tries
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You’re out here acting like you Ames’d me when I’m fairly certain I had a putt on 18 to tie(?)
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I’m gonna play the links tonight in my head as I fall asleep. Can’t wait to shoot -3.
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Why are you only playing the front 9
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Same, and the 1 time was in the only round that mattered
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In one week I get to play golf outdoors. Will probably get matched up with a bunch of MAGA Boomers and I don’t care.
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Just remember, always acceptable to punch a Nazi
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If I go to jail for punching a Nazi, do we think @OffTheDole would bail me out?
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If you get a birdie makes sure to drop a “can’t spell ‘Birdie’ without ‘DE&I’, fucker”
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Gonna scoop 10 footers all day just like the Butternut Turd.
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Plenty of lawyers on this blog I’m sure you will be able to duck the charges
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