Ope 4 - July 11th and 12th, 2025 (Raffle sheet in post 3800)

[bignanski]

@midwestgolfbum

“how dare you?”

Listen, you gotta take the bad with the good. You should know that better than most by now.

@Battisstatus

Nice to have you back with us. Many readers are big fans.

You flatter me. Respectfully, those people should find a good theraprist. Having said that I’m always happy to make time for nonsense Big J Journalism.

@Battisstatus

1.) what Ope Rookie stands out to you most on the list?

Call me Chuck Hoffman because this is tuff. I think it goes without saying that there are many people I’m very much looking forward to meeting after years of internet friendship and shenanigans. In no particular order because I can’t possibly select one, @scottyrp4 and @cfrench representing TDC, fellow Captain-in-exile and NIT Champion For All Time @Big_RanDeer, some idiot who calls himself @Sweet_Cupn_Cake, The Hickory King @Bagumbo, meme aficionado @Schikolas… These are just the names popping off the page to me at this time. They’re down the wait list a ways but any combination of @ChickPhilA, @MrChickPhilA @LukeBoatright and @notjustinkaiser would be phenomenal. If you’re offended that I left you off this list, it’s because I can only tag 10.

@Battisstatus

2.) would you rather play a round with a full set of clubs and get a free 6 pack or play with your regular set and pay full price for said 6 pack?

Free beer >>>>

@Battisstatus

3.) the Gooseblind has been closed due to a plumbing issue, what’s your next move? EDIT this is theoretical

Waves.*

*if Friday night, Centerhouse, then Waves.

[bignanski]

@Ultra-Kiger

I’ll send you a #12 Vikings jersey soon

Always need good fuel for the bonfire pit.

[Ultra-Kiger]

[Schikolas]

Me when I eventually get to meet my brother from another mother

[Ultra-Kiger]

I wear a Wild or Mighty Ducks sweater to the Goose Blind this year are we even?

[bignanski]

If you waste your own money on a Rodgers Vikings jersey, send it to me, and then wear a Wild or Mighty Ducks jersey to the Goose Blind - I’ll give you the Rodgers jersey back in lieu of burning it live on camera for Instagram.

[Ultra-Kiger]

[Nickygifts]

I feel like @CarlyRaeJepsenFan might want to purchase this fancy rock

[wmorton829]

One way to get your rocks off

[grandpa_jones]

I think rock is misspelled

[blakehall]

yeah, that definitely looks like a geode

[ReallyFatPat]

[CarlyRaeJepsenFan]

Fascinating, this is actually the preserved genital remains of a male Bulgisaur! (Cockasuraus Gigantus)

The crystalized semen seen here is some of the earliest known proof that cum is stored in the balls.

[scottyrp4]

I thought it was stored in the Nest gift?

[Setwilli]

[jsauce]

@CarlyRaeJepsenFan

cum is stored in the balls.

Epididymis, technically, which is above the testicle but point taken.

[MilwaukeesBeast]

Sorry, that was a little ick. My bad.

[PTM]

@Battisstatus

1.) if you had to chose broasted chicken or fried fish for dinner, (you can’t have both) which are you getting?

The correct answer is obvi pizza.

[justmuckit]

I’m having a day, could selfishly use some nuggets from Ope Media.

I think @DrJ and @TheEyeTest would be good interviews.

[mikedabomb]

@midwestgolfbum

might have to change that, though.

Not getting that broaster from the place down the street that closed is slowly making it’s way up my list of greatest life regrets. Currently it’s at 4.