I renounce all affiliations I have with North Dakota.
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Every LinkedIn post format:
Hey guys don’t post here often but wanted to drop my schlong on the table real quick so everyone can tell me how great I am. Super excited for this new opportunity
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“drop that schlong, my man” is how i would respond
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I don’t blame you
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Congrats on dropping the schlong!
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How my experience with the shanks and tops has prepared me for any couples conflicts you may have as a part of your divorce 
1/x
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because i cant resist here.
Obligatory “Bring out the olives!!!”
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Battisstatus with the Ope Journal. We’re working on a piece about players that are traveling to the Ope from outside the Midwest. We would love to ask some questions when you’re available.
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I am available and always happy to answer questions from such an esteemed publication.
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Wonderful!
Thank you so much for your time.
1.) have you played golf in Wisconsin before?
2.) what’s your favorite club in your bag?
3.) what’s your favorite “game” to play on the course? (Examples: scotch foursomes, wolf, fourball)
4.) what was the last song you listened to?
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Show them the putter @BMarsh
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Never have. Visited last September for the first time for a wedding the golf course in Lake Geneva. The driving range and one of the greens was behind the altar during the ceremony and I don’t think I caught a word because I was thinking how many ways I could mess up the approach and learning a potential new move from a lesson being given. Knowing this was coming in ten short months brought a tear to my eye before the vows did.
You already know @ReallyFatPat
I haven’t played enough other games, but I would say fourball.
“Only You” by Steve Monite
Bassline has me feeling just like I’m on the album cover
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Follow up question for you:
What golf ball do you play?
Anything you’d like to ask me? I’m only going to answer if @ReallyFatPat says it’s ok.
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2 of my favorite guis interacting? Please, continue.
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2024 Maxfli Tour X. Iykyk.
Hole in one stories or best shots don’t interest me. Describe the worst shot you hit in recent memory? (If you are comfortable sharing of course)
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I was subbing in a sim league a few weeks ago and I bladed a 9 iron that managed to hit a fake virtual cart path sign and bounced backwards. That was embarrassing.
At the ope last year I was talking with @Nickygifts how I had been feeling super comfortable with my wedges and proceeded to chunk the next one I hit and then bladed one over the green. So that was horrendous too.
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Whomst among us
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Still think of myself as a relatively solid wedge player but fuck if that wasn’t a series of unfortunate events
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