It’s a trap! We don’t know what’s in that bag and I fully expect that to be a cup of low fat mayo
The food I had in jail was better than this.
He scooped up some dog poop from grass adjacent to the parking lot.
Pretty sure it’s called a “hospital”.
I’ve been to both, the food is better in the hospital.
Steak and eggs when I was there. Poor looking slice of bologna and runny ass instant scrambled eggs.
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Battisstatus, Ope Journal. Are you available to speak with the media?
While we are waiting, @TheEyeTest do you have a few moments?
Are you available to answer a few questions?
Thank you so much for the time.
1.) what was the last song you listened to?
2.) what’s your favorite golf related major motion picture? (Movie)
3.) do you prefer a dew sweeping or daylight chasing?
I’d be honored. Shoot
Great questions. Thank you for asking.
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I’ve been very into “Rock The Bells” on Sirius lately when not listening to podcasts while driving, and today I heard LL Cool J’s “Doin’ It” in it’s entirety I think… ever? I’ve gotta say, I might’ve been sleeping on LL’s discography. I need to dig into it more.
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Caddyshack is fun. Happy Gilmore is overrated (it’s good, just overrated). Same with Tin Cup. In terms of a movie that I actually enjoy watching the pure golf aspects of, it’s “The Greatest Game Ever Played”. Yes it’s very corny and 100% Disneyfied, but Paxton does some fun stuff as a filmmaker to showcase the game. RIP.
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For pure utility I like dew sweeping. The rounds are usually faster and the course hasn’t been sullied by other hackers like myself. That said, I truly could not think of a better place to chase daylight than the back nine of Lawsonia Links. Gives me the warm and fuzzies just thinking about it.
Can’t wait to Ope with Y’all.