I enjoy things that suck balls…refuge after dark
No one cares about the holes just bring the old fashioned candies!
I think it’s just a product of the exercise of choosing between only 2 holes. You need to pick holes from woodlands, and you need par 3s. Your not picking 6 at woodlands and going back to back, and people are afraid of 4 at links (or like 4 woodlands better).
I’m going to try tomorrow to create my perfect routing with 9 holes from each. No order to follow, just 9 holes.
I already know I’m taking Links #2 as my hole 1, as an homage to Eagle Springs #1
You’ve clearly never felt a sense of danger descending down to 3 green on a Finn scooter
Fuck I just got flashbacks to the 3 broken scooters I had on links
And the worker driving around the back nine aimlessly before the clubhouse sending yet another one
That boy was cruising for like 30 minutes
What??? You were scared at your scooter running downhill at 0.7mph?
I was scared just watching @DombrowBryan do it.
Here a first pass at picking hole by hole:
- Woodlands (5)
- Links (4)
- Links (4)
- Woodlands (4)
- Woodlands (4)
- Links (4)
- Links (3)
- Links (4)
- Woodlands (4)
- Links (3)
- Links (5)
- Woodlands (4)
- Woodlands (3)
- Links (3)
- Woodlands (4)
- Woodlands (3)
- Woodlands (4)
- Links (5)
35-34-69
It’s partially what Curry said about the nature of making 9 picks from each side.
3 on links is fine, but it’s one of the few holes out there where I’m looking at a building in the back drop that stands out aggressively because it’s white.
3 on woodlands is interesting (to me) because of of where it is. The lake being there as well as feeling it physically pull while standing on the green getting ready to putt.
I weighed it all out for the sake of the exercise and made a decision.
Did you guys know the lake is the deepest in the world?
I heard it’s the deepest in the universe. They don’t even know where the bottom is, they say.

it’s almost as deep as the conversations at the Goose Blind after 11 pm.
Me describing Brian Scalabrine to my grandchildren one day
I thought that said “candles” and now I never knew I needed an Old Fashioned candle so badly.
You can say that about virtually every hole at Links and Woodlands
Let’s get weird. This is my first run through of a “best combined 18”, taking 9 holes from each course, and combining them into a good routing.
- Links #2, 417 (4)
- Woods #2, 346 (4)
- Woods #18, 477 (5)
- Woods #13, 164 (3)
- Woods #5, 332 (4)
- Links #10, 243 (3)
- Links #5, 481 (5)
- Woods #17, 342 (4)
- Woods #9, 371 (4)
- Woods #10, 288 (4)
- Links #6, 440 (4)
- Links #12, 180 (3)
- Links #11, 505 (5)
- Woods #15, 419 (4)
- Woods #3, 374 (4)
- Links #7, 164 (3) (I really wanted to put #4 here)
- Links #16, 439 (4)
- Links #18, 515 (5)
36 (3174) / 36 (3324) / 72 (6498)
So much that you left the yardage and par for #4.


