Maxamania, Rackham GC (Detroit, MI) May 22, 2021

You’re still young it’s normal

I’ve got a friend from college who owns a bar/restaurant in Richmond, VA called Cobra Cabana that is heavy into the GI Joe/Pro Wrestling themes.

He was the lead singer of a metal band called Valient Thorr that spent years giving interviews under the guise that they were from Venus and came to Earth to warn Dwight Eisenhower of the rise of the military industrial complex, unfortunately Walt Disney stole their time machine and they were harnessing the power of human sweat to bring about world peace. He wears wrestling boots to shows. He also plays Father Time at the Avett Brothers New Year’s show.

He’s wearing a Junkyard Dog shirt in this interview

Father Time from this past NYE Avett Brothers show

He’d be a great MC for this event. LOL

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“How about the Royal Rumble? Featuring Andy…and Nandy??”

The way he said Nandy like a question killed me. @anon26814599

Well done @anon71339061!!

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Youre calling the Soup Nazi washed up?

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Sorry to interrupt, but I have SEVEN pencils from Avon Fields Golf Course and three scorecards. Willing to ship at no charge to any out-of-town Refugees. First people in my DMs will receive.

Thanks.

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He’s the only one I meant to exclude, my bad.

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My man!

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“Former World No. 1” - That ups the price a $100.

Man, just when I was telling myself I was going to get more active on here I log in to see 800 posts of wrestling gifs. Waaaay out of my league with that stuff as far as a knowledge standpoint. It was entertaining has hell though.

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Consider me firmly in the am-too-fat-to-wear-spandex-briefs-at-home-let-alone-in-public-but-will-spend-entirely-too-much-time-money-and-effort-basing-my-scripting-off-my-wrestler camp.

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“can’t” or “don’t want to”


Lol, amazing.

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at this point I’m wondering who isn’t on Cameo


$30 for the Big Woo Woo feels like stealing.

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Oh my god

OMG. Hats off to the newest member of the Refuge!

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I told him last Friday night that was always how I said it in my mind. Sounded so cool.

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How does this even work? Can I send him a script that’s just a Ric Flair promo with him having to WOOO at the end? Do I have to pay more for that? Because I’d definitely pay a lot more than $30 for this.

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You are indeed blacker than i am. lol!!

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We are about to double Si Woo’s 2019 earnings.

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