Ms. Elizabeth
Not Mr. Perfect?
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Isn’t that Leaping Lanny Pofo? Dude was poet. @anon26814599 may type a lot of words, but he’s no poet.
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The young man could pull either of them off, honestly!
Believe DJ Pie is Mean Gene, didn’t see him on that list. Believe we also need @thefriedegg and @TomCoyne to adopt personas
He was originally. I think in one of the re-brands he became “The Genius”
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Still probably a highlight of the Duel for me, the big-ass grin on your face as you called out the score. Then getting back in the car to drive home, and the first thing you mention is someone posting about the “older guy calling out the scores”…great times
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Assuming they get into the event. 
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Right now I’m Mick Foley. If TwoCents is converted to Goldberg from Mankind, then I claim all three faces of Mick Foley to go with that.
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Must come with frisbees to toss out poems before teeing off on each hole.
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Just thinking about Mean Gene @djpie with the pre-round interviews.
My GOD. What have we created?!
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I need Jimmy Hart (@DingleJones) to manage (caddy for) me
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And Jim “The Anvil” Kneidhart to round out the Hart Foundation.
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Yes. If you guise don’t buy a bunch of these and turn them into bag tags, I really don’t know what we are doing here.
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We still dont have a hitman hart!
Welp…the event’s cancelled then.
Is it too late to change my identity?! Upon further research, I’ve found I was unwittingly baited into taking a guy who was quite recently arrested for meth possession at LAX and also apparently appeared in blackface at some point during his career. While his ennui in utilizing the crotch slam is a bit endearing, I am decidedly NOT A FAN of these 2 transgressions 
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With a megaphone.
This is not an option, Jimmy.
@methridge, we found your guy!
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Merch has already shipped. You’re stuck
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