Fifth of Burban (Salem Lakes, WI): April 26th, 2025 - Sign up Post 1467

GOOD MORNING REFUGE

The Burban is a little more than a month away, so pitter patter let’s get at some details.

DATE: April 20th
TIME: @midwestgolfbum tees off at 8:40am
WHERE: Spring Valley Country Club in Salem Lakes, Wisconsin
COST: $30 due at the course for greens fees. $30 due to @PTM by April 1st to secure a tee time.

Payment options are below, please include your handle in payment for proper tracking:
Paypal - gregory.strzalka@gmail.com
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We have 70 people signed up, which is awesome. I’ll have to ask Dave for more tee times, which is awesome. People will drop off, you’ll have that with these types of events. If you cannot attend, please let me know so I can take you off the list as soon as possible. Nothing is worse than asking for a bunch of tee times then 12 people drop out the week of.

As a refresher, The Burban format is a modified four ball match between the Langford Lancers and the Moreau Marauders.

In four-ball, each side has a two-man team. Each individual plays their own ball and each team counts the lower net of its scores on a single hole. If the two teams post the same low score, the hole is halved. Each match is worth three points. Most holes won on the front 9, most holes won on the second 9 and the most holes won overall. Each member of the winning team will received $40 after the match.

So you’re asking, @PTM where’s the other $10 going? Well I’ve been encouraged to add a charity element to The Burban. So this year the proceeds will be going to Rage Softball/Richmond-Burton Baseball Association to help buy field mix for our softball fields. Our fields are pretty much unplayable for 2-3 days after a rain event and we are in dire need of high-quality field mix. We can buy a couple loads with the proceeds which would go a long way for a field.

Thanks everyone!

@SupperClub @SecondCityGC

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I was very confused what I did to get tagged in the announcement post. Just happy to be of service!

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Added bonus, everyone gets to see @AlCzervik and I duel in the fluffiest of pillow fights.

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Whoever gets the other side of that foursome is in for a treat.

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Make sure to hold onto your club on #5.

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Don’t worry, I’m using a brand new glove for the event because it was recently brought to my attention (in a not very respectful way) by @midwestgolfbum that using gloves too long might be part of the problem? Who’s to say?

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It was tough but very fair. Also, your friends at X-Golf were the ones who said, and I quote, “that glove was absolutely around before Hitler”

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As my friends put it, I’m one “the smartest dumbasses they’ve ever met”.

Also, should be a thrill for those paired with us to watch two guys desperately clinging to their last vestiges of youth and vitality via a no-stakes golf match generated on an niche internet golf message board

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I’ve never felt more seen.

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#NotMyDuel

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Hell yeah

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Things you should be worried about:

  • I have a new glove ready for the event

  • I have speed now

  • I’m switching to FJ traditions this year

  • I’ve abandoned any and all vestiges of youth and have embraced the old man inside me and I’m thriving in a Paul Pierce old-man game situation.

  • A horse buried on a golf course phonetically named after booze is my spirit animal.

  • I just made an appointment on 4/19 with my stylist to shave my winter beard into a mustache and get a fresh cut.

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How lawerly of you. Mike and his $1000 hair cuts.

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What the fuck.

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Lots of stolen valor in here.

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I trimmed my beard once this winter and clogged the shit out of my sink.

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The truly wise folk know that you trim your beard over paper towels so that your sink doesn’t get clogged.

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Seth:
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I apologize for stealing your valor General Doobie :saluting_face:

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