Duel to the Death: The Strong Like Stella "Sorry, Nandy" Cincinnati Open

Enough is enough. There is a time for peace and a time for war. This, fellow Refugees, is a call to arms.

The incessant know-it-all-iness and lack of tact shown by our fellow @anon26814599 has forced the issue. I hereby challenge my fellow Refugee to a duel to the death, on the golf course, that is.

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Format: 18 holes match play, no strokes given
Location: A neutral site in middle America, preferably Ohio
Stakes: Loser is relegated to lurker status, never to comment again

It would not surprise me in the least if @anon26814599 would deny this call to arms. As for me and my house, we stand ready to duel.

What say you, @anon26814599?

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oh my god :hushed:

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Normal -> Tracking.

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Do this in Chicago and I will be there to film everything.

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I’m laying claim to the PPV rights.

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Or do it in KC, the Heart of America

Ohio is a good idea

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More like the fart of america

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Ohio is never a good idea

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I’ll happily engage in a match, but I won’t agree to these stakes.

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The reports of the Refuge’s death have been greatly exaggerated.

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(Ohio marketing campaign underway)

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Having Andy present to chirp both of you would be the most on brand thing the refuge has ever done

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We need a peace conference. I volunteer to serve the role of FDR.

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Looks like Pioneers Golf Course is the closest course to the exact midpoint.

Edit: Holy shit this course has no bunkers. That’s electric.

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You guys can crash at my house in Chicago but you have to share a bed

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