Bjorg The Corg - Your Refuge, Your President

Ironically my own Presidential ambition.

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You may be the ultimate dog!
Looking forward to the campaign, I hope I can earn your support

A few things:

We are looking at buying a corgi all of a sudden. Don’t ask.

This dog is a threat and makes a fine case to be president. But my question: Can the dog play golf? Because part of the presidency is a spot in the NIT. My guess is this dog can’t play, much like @RobertHunter.

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Not this again.

@Sarah we found your campaign slogan

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!! BREAKING NEWS !!

@The_Cad_Says ANNOUNCES HIS RUNNING MATE

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Statement from His Grace, The CAD:

It gives me great pleasure to announce my running mate in the upcoming Presidential elections, Ellie…

As you can see, Ellie is a keen golfer and not simply a mindless destroyer of squeaky toys. Ellie is a lover, not a fighter.

In fact, as a Pyrenean Sheepdog, her special skills lie in forecaddying, herding people and ‘being a good girl’.

I have complete confidence in her ability to assist me in the intense grafting I intend to do throughout my tenure as President and know she will execute her duties with grace, panache and the occasional growl at the Postman, invading bastard that he is.

Here she is upon learning if her new role.

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  1. This is a thread for Corgis. Keep all other good boys out.

  2. There is only one Corgi I want for President, and that is Holly:


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Get a mutt, preferably from the shelter or someone giving away puppies. Lower cost of ownership (ie fewer odd ailments that are prevalent in purbreds), and generally better dispositions.

My favorite pups have been lab mixes.

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Is it desperation to announce this on Bjorg’s thread rather than the candidate’s own? Who’s to say?

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What about a lab/corgi mix?

Ziggy endorses Bjorg fully and wholeheartedly.

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I think you’ll find His Grace posted it on several threads. Saturation marketing.

I’m all in on a lab/corgi mix, or any mix for that matter.

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Roll a 1 if Bjorg is going to win this election.

@discobot 1d1

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Useless. Just like these other candidates.

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@discobot fortune

Will our fearless (though maybe vacuums are scary) leader garner favor with the masses of the refuge?

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

Bump

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All candidates are useless. That’s the nature of politics. But which useless candidate is the most useful to you? These other bums? Or a well travelled man for all seasons?

After seeing numerous candidates withdraw from the race, many people are asking if it’s time for the dog to step aside and let the human candidates take over.

The outpouring of support has been overwhelming and Bjorg kindly asked me to share this brief statement regarding his future in the race for President of the Refuge…

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