Believe in Better- Dougal

“We are literally a brain in a vat. The vat is your skull. Everything you think is real is an electrical signal. Feels so real though.” - Elon Musk

“The rumor that I’m building a spaceship to get back to my home planet Mars is totally untrue” - Elon Musk

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“I have other people building it for me” -Elon Musk (but not actually)

While I disagree with your platform, I do want to wish you the best of luck.

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giphy (22)

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Care to share who you’ve got your eye on to be your Ass Captain?

Isn’t a head/senior Proctologist also called the Ass Captain?

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Two demerits for @Double_Bogey_Dave.

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Womp womp. I’ll be here all week folks.

Not at this time, I wouldn’t want to be presumptious

Is this the most poorly run campaign since Ross Perot?

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False, the correct term is Assman.

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a Hack in the truest form it seems, a pure hack. A hack for all to see. Attacking those of us who throw our hat in the ring. Armchair QB or as we call them where I’m from “The hurler in the ditch”.
I’m in this to win not sling mud.

-DMcG

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And to think there are at least 7 of them…

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I guess you better leave the kitchen then.

“I know you are but what am I”- basically your level of jokes it seems, sad tbh. I hope to win your support.

-DMcG

Just gonna leave this here for you…

Keep It Tidy

Make the effort to put things in the right place, so that we can spend more time discussing and less cleaning up. So:

  • Don’t start a topic in the wrong category.
  • Don’t cross-post the same thing in multiple topics.
  • Don’t post no-content replies.
  • Don’t divert a topic by changing it midstream.
    Don’t sign your posts — every post has your profile information attached to it.

Believe it or not I knew that, it’s called a signature move

Think you also forgot to tag @BamaBearcat

Tough start to the campaign @Klondyke1892 but may have to row in behind a fellow Paddy in the time honoured tradition of Irish politics being loyal to home.

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