Defeated, @greebs and @gremlingolfer road trip out to New Orleans, arriving at City Hall. (Note: On the way, of course they played many courses. @gremlingolfer shredded them to bits. @greebs was also there.)
City Hall Clerk: “Hello! Welcome to our fair city!”
Gremlin: “We are here to see the Mayor!”
City Hall: Is this about helping us rebuild from Katrina? Helping out with COVID-19 relief!
Greebs: NO! It’s about golf!
City Hall: (stern face) Gentlemen …
Gremlin: Failing meeting the Mayor, who can we talk to about saving Audubon Golf Course?
City Hall: I shall refer you to someone who can’t do anything about this.
Greebs: Off to the Audubon Society!
Audubon: How can we help?
Greebs: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU … that you could keep a public golf course open, with rates that literally anyone could afford, and either come out even or make a decent profit by charging market rates for food, drink and pro shop merchandise?
Audubon: Sir, this is a conservation society.
Gremlin: But that’s it! The course barely needs maintenance or watering! With the water table as high as it is, you need a mower, a few maintenance staff and one or two folks to work, on shifts, in the pro shop and snack shop.
Greebs: And make sure they DO charge folks to play! Unlike some of those Strapped Diner Boys.
Audubon: I really don’t know what you’re talking about. (turns to Gremlin) But you, sir, are making a good point.
Gremlin: Do you like free money? THINK ABOUT HOW MANY BIRDS YOU CAN SAVE.
Audubon: Sir, I like your style. And that includes that interesting choice of shirts. Plus, I believe you have a history with @Lazstradamus and he got what he deserved. Yes, yes, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!