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While it may be tempting to brush off warnings about looking up at this eclipse bare-eyed, don’t: The light of an eclipse really can damage your eyes — though warnings of total blindness may be overstated.
The condition is called solar retinopathy, and it occurs when bright light from the sun floods the retina on the back of the eyeball. The retina is home to the light-sensing cells that make vision possible. When they’re over-stimulated by sunlight, they release a flood of communication chemicals that can damage the retina. This damage is often painless, so people don’t realize what they’re doing to their vision.
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Did I inadvertently experience this when watching @MerchCzar chase the Mega Bonus? Worth it, if so.
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*This escalated quickly. I want to take a moment to be fully transparent. I cannot take credit for being the originator of this post. I would not be able to sleep tonight without letting y’all know. #crypto
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids 'Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Okay. I’m done for now. Can’t wait to get my BCN hats.
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I’m always here lurking. I feel like you guys are my best friends. It has been a long day and I had to chime in.
Love,
Me
#crypto
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Holy sh%t. This is strong. Please link to POY thread @Christian (and welcome to the voting committee)
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Midas whale nominate this for post of the year.
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Same, brother.
Don’t know if that makes you guys cool or me one alternate message board away from joining ISIS
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I asked my wife is she would go to Pinehurst with me and hang out with your girlfriend at the spa. You should have seen the look on her face 
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Alright so here is the deal. The masters hats are all taken and accounted for. If you chimed in on one, you will get a direct message with a password to pop in an get your masters hat. Trust that someone won’t come in and snag them all. Once that is done, we are far from selling out of every other hat. Refuges will get first dibs to get in there and get the hat they selected. Shouldn’t be any issues post masters hat. Once all those orders are in, we will release it to twitter which (hopefully) will be a shit show.
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Can you let us Refugees know when it goes live on Twitter so we can watch the world burn?
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Hahaha I love this idea
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Sooo… it’s a yes?
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I received the refund from my purchase foul earlier today, thanks. I guess put me down for a dark performance, and let me know about payment.
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Okay I think we are ready to go. We are going to have to DM those who got masters hats for an alternative purchase method, those should be coming in the next few hours. We have voided all previous transactions to start with a clean slate.
For those of you who reserved hats, again we aren’t close to selling out on them so here is the link to just go ahead and go through this means. We will release this to twitter in the next day or so, so get those orders in!
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Site should be good to go now!
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This reeks of r/copypasta but take my upvote good sir, hit almost every boneappletea line here
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