ABandoned Dudes Classic @ Cabot Citrus Farms (Brooksville, FL) May 17 2025

Last call for hats, will be collecting funds for them around the end of this month.

Happy Monday everyone, currently gathering prizes for the charity raffle, if you have anything you’d like to donate please hit the DMs so I can add it to the prize list. Thanks!

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Cannot wait for this gang to play Euchre with my wife. A sampling from tonight:

  • Wait, what’s trump? You called it. Oh yeah…what did I call it?
  • Who dealt? You did. Oh yeah.
  • Who leads? You do. I do? Yes. Who dealt? Name of Person to her right. You did? Yes. I had no idea; what’s trump again?
  • Wait - we’re losing 8-0?** Yes you are. What are we doing!
  • Wait is it my turn? No. Oh, well I was going to play this one anyway so here it is.

They won 10-9. It happens all the time.

**We were counting with 5s so it was easy to know the score by looking.

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This reads like your wife is a euchre hustler. Just saying. Oh no, I’m winning? I haven’t played this in ages.

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I don’t know what she is, I just know that when I play against her she legitimately doesn’t know what’s going on 75% of the time and still wins.

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That’s how hustlers get you.

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Seems to run in the family…

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Just put my name in room 8 you’re more than welcome to hop in there as is anyone else. Also not sure if you remember me but we met at The Extinction last year when I drove you to that sketchy gas station to buy beer and you were unable to buy Miller Lite because it was “reserved” so you got PBR instead. Hopefully the resort doesn’t have Miller on reserve

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I do remember. Especially the goofiest shit about the Miller Lite. Different style of people compared to Austin. :joy:

You going back this year?

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Yes sir I’ll be back this year

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Looks like we need to reserve our Miller Lite early.

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Playing catch up this morning and some miscellaneous thoughts:

An hour of free beer. Yeah, they did not think that one through.

Also as others have pointed out, I’ll gladly set money on fire playing poker but definitely will roll dice.

When @Big_RanDeer and I were playing the ocean course we also noticed a putting course on property so I’d also be down for the abject stupidity that comes from 3 drinks mixed with just enough self confidence to think I’m not terrible at putting.

Looking forward to it!

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How quickly will the Abandoned Dudes devolve into Stoolies? We might just find out

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How quickly did we devolve into idiots swiping cases and flying around the NIT with @Privatecollection side eyeing me?

You know what, maybeeeee we don’t answer that question…

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Good morning!

Friendly reminder that the final balance is due to the resort towards the end of this month.

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Hats came back way quicker than I anticipated, if anyone has FOMO may do another order.

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those are crispy

This deadline is coming up, please ensure you get this wrapped up with the resort. Thanks!

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Do we do this by calling the resort again?

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Yessir!

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