ABandoned Dudes Classic @ Cabot Citrus Farms (Brooksville, FL) May 17 2025

I really don’t understand how the talk of this entire community is that I have realized the error of my ways and adopted your euchre scoring system. There is still hope in this world.

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Best strategy I learned for Euchre was always play Ace of Spades first.

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…I’m Thirsty Tim for a reason.”

FTFY

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FIFY

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Y’all are bad guys

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I thought this was going to be congratulations on @tylersucks for graduating from middle school. Like a real life Benjamin Button

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I can’t wait for Laz to drop in here and drop a six paragraph post on the one time he played with a woman in Des Moines, Iowa and taught her the rules of golf.

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Man, I was busy chipping on and three putting to finish a solid round with a double. I was not paying attention to what my playing partner was doing.

I was also not made aware of anything since none of our playing partners ever said anything to me. After the round I gave my clubs to the attendant and then went to talk to a buddy and told @AnOlGoatTrack how much fun we had playing Friday afternoon and how much butthurt I knew was coming.

Big understatement since before I could even get the joke out of my mouth at dinner Friday that she needed more strokes the Jersey Shore stood up to proclaim this was a sham tournament and we should be disqualified. I figured it was in good fun until it continued on and up to boo’ing her on the tee Saturday.

@DrJBone, @Asimpson3, and myself saw her reach for her ball at some point Saturday to which we all very quickly stopped her.

Amy is still somewhat new to the game and learning. If she was doing anything outside the rules that I knew was going to alter anything I was going to help her and explain. Sorry if that ruined the sanctity and the seriousness of your tournament.

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Thank you so much for not tagging him in that comment.

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This ain’t my first rodeo!

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Many people were taking said golf tournament very seriously - let’s not pretend you didn’t want to win.

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Is it serious or not? Im getting very different vibes.

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Live look at me

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After seeing this thought process, the booing seems on point.

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It’s called Goodbye Golf Club?

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For some of us it was serious until the back 9 at Copperhead.

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The only real issue with Mrs @AnOlGoatTrack is that she prefers drums to flats. High handicaps make the occasional par on their way to shooting 120. Deal with it

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Subtle brag…we will allow it…

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