“Pain, swelling and abrasions” LOLOLOLOL
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Love how the story changes by the minute
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Looks like they just pulled the in for from the police report. No direct quotes. Misinformation
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Do you know much he would have had to pay for that kind of international advertising?!?!
“your bushes can only be 52” tall. These are 54"
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Cops story changes by the minute, I’ll ride with Scotty.
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Some of the worst copywriting I’ve ever seen.
“Time is money - so we take our time”
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fuck I need this…
As someone said above, he skinned his knee.
Oh good, we’re going to get a full recap as ESPN launches their normal coverage window.
Just show the golf!
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That cop makes Buford T. Justice look downright liberal.
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The course sucks and this is funnier. I’m okay with this as a very rare exception.
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Woke up late, had actual work to do. Persevered, read every single post on this thread this morning. I consider myself somewhat of a superhero
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Normally, I’m fully on board with throwing they guy who yells mashed potato after a drive into a fucking river, but if someone doesn’t yell “Fuck tha Police” after a Scottie drive today, what are we even doing here…
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Honey I was riding for my boi no matter.
Does LMPD pay for damages to the courtesy car?
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“Kids these days don’t play outside anymore” *calls cops on kids being too loud in his neighborhood l
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Also, I NEED a Wright Thompson piece on this for tomorrow’s lead in
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He damaged his pants! The audacity!
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